We’ve been paired together for a very important project, and it’s due soon, but we haven’t worked on it yet because you keep flaking on me. You’re a Freshman, college is still new to you, and things keep coming up. But I’ve
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You hear noises coming from your room and when you investigate, you find me, your sister’s best friend, masturbating in your bed. Your family is having a BBQ downstairs and you came to find me, but now there’s something a bit more
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Tonight I’ve been hired for a very interesting job – an initiation ceremony for a secret society. You explain that we’re being watched, that the new initiates have to complete a very difficult task while they watch you play with me –
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You’ve texted me that you needed me for something, so here I am. It turns out your girlfriend broke up with you because you weren’t “sexually adventurous” enough. Once we decided I didn’t need to kick her ass (though she deserves it),
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During our game, you took a ball to the upper thigh/groin area and Coach told me to make sure you’ll live. It’s just a pretty big bruise on your thigh, so you’ll be fine, but while I’m on my knees checking it
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