You’ve agreed to go out with the woman who lives down the hall. As your roommate and your friend, I can’t let that happen, for a couple reasons. First, she’s awful and has already run one man out of the building with
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When our Listener gets a text from our Speaker, saying she has an emergency she needs his help with, he can’t get to her place fast enough. When he arrives, he discovers it’s not the kind of emergency where she’s in danger.
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We’re attending our high school reunion, and we’re both hoping to see each other after so many years apart. We had the same friend group back then, but neither of us knew we had a crush on each other. When we meet
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Our Speaker’s parents have thrown a huge party to celebrate her sister’s graduation. Unfortunately, there are far too many people crammed into her parents’ small house, and she quickly becomes overwhelmed. She and our Listener sneak away from the crowd for a
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Our Speaker is moving and our Listener has been helping her clean out her garage. While they were moving the boxes around that are going to storage, our Listener comes across one labeled ‘Puzzles.’ But the box does not contain puzzles. Our
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