Our Listener and our Speaker are hosting a dinner party for our Listener’s ‘best friends.’ These are people who compete with him for everything, who are arrogant enough to think they’re the kings of the world, and they’ve been absolute assholes the
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Our Speaker is our Listener’s ‘slutty maid,’ and he asks her to bring him a glass of water. She trips and spills the water all over the front of his pants. There’s only one thing for her to do – get on
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