You’ve come over tonight to “hang out,” which usually means having sex. That’s how things have been lately, since we decided to try being “Friends With Benefits.” But you’re not yourself when you get here, and you just want to go home.
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You’re at your doctor’s office for your regular check-up, which includes a physical. The doctor wants to be thorough, so they’ve asked for a semen sample. This isn’t the most comfortable environment to produce that kind of sample, so it’s my job
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We’re out at the golf course today, playing a round by ourselves, when my ball goes into the bushes. It should be fairly easy to find, since it’s bright pink, so we go and look for it. While we’re in the bushes,
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