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You’ve agreed to go out with the woman who lives down the hall. As your roommate and your friend, I can’t let that happen, for a couple reasons. First, she’s awful and has already run one man out of the building with
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When our Listener gets a text from our Speaker, saying she has an emergency she needs his help with, he can’t get to her place fast enough. When he arrives, he discovers it’s not the kind of emergency where she’s in danger.
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I’ve been trying to get off for awhile now, and it’s just not working. Toys are great and all, but sometimes the real thing is better. When you knock on my door to check on me, I invite you in and ask
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We were supposed to go out and do stuff today, but instead, we’re stuck here because of the stupid storm, watching movies and being lumps on the couch. To say I’m not happy with the change of plans is probably an understatement.
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