Wanna fuck me to get back at your sister? Please? Your toxic younger sister just got engaged and both she and your parents are being obnoxious about it. As her best friend, I’m all too aware of how awful she’s being. And
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Our Speaker’s friend has thrown a ‘singles’ Valentine’s Day party, and invited our Speaker and our Listener as one of the few couples in attendance. The night has been long and it’s not exactly the ideal way to spend Valentine’s Day, but
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Our Listener and our Speaker are on a blind date together, and it’s awkward. Not because they’re strangers, not because blind dates are usually awful, but because they already know each other. Intimately. When they were younger, they met at a sex
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We’re at our office New Year’s party and everyone is drunk. It’s loud, it’s getting obnoxious, and even though it’s not quite midnight yet, it’s just a bit much. We need a break, so we sneak away to the hallway outside. No
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