Our Speaker is our Listener’s ‘slutty maid,’ and he asks her to bring him a glass of water. She trips and spills the water all over the front of his pants. There’s only one thing for her to do – get on
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Tonight I’ve been hired for a very interesting job – an initiation ceremony for a secret society. You explain that we’re being watched, that the new initiates have to complete a very difficult task while they watch you play with me –
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It’s the middle of the night and I wake up with you on top of me, telling me to stay still and quiet. You think there’s someone in the house. We try to make as little noise as possible, but as I
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I’m still trying to figure out why I agreed to work Halloween night when the lights suddenly go out in my lab. I’m more annoyed than anything, until someone grabs me in the dark. At first I’m terrified – for about 30
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