We’ve both been stood up on Valentine’s Day, so I ask to join you at your table. Something about being stared at in a romantic restaurant because my date didn’t show up is just gross. Call me jaded, call me cynical, call
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We’ve just come back from a double blind date and it didn’t exactly go well. Your date had hygiene issues and mine, well, he was fine, but he was boring. There are certain things I need in a partner, and this guy
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When our dipshit friends got under my skin about how I don’t ever do anything outside my comfort zone, I made the colossal mistake of letting them pick my Halloween costume for the party tonight. They picked one of my favourite characters,
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We’ve had a lot of sex since that first time weeks ago, and I can’t deny it, it’s getting pretty hot between us. Tonight we’re going to hit up a party, drink some beer, have a good time, and then come back
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We’ve been fucking for a few weeks now, and it’s been fun. Tonight we’re playing some game that you love that I just don’t get, but I’d rather be doing something else. I take off my pants, climb on your cock and
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Part of being your best friend for most of your life is listening to your horrible date stories and the one you’re telling me today is probably one of the worst. What the fuck is this chick’s problem? She gets off and
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My life was spiraling out of control and, let’s face it, I was a complete screw-up. That is, until you came along. With you, I didn’t have to try so hard to be liked. I didn’t have to drink and act like
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