Our Speaker has been away for work, and every time she turns around, her stay is getting extended as there’s more work to be done. She misses our Listener terribly, and the tension that being away from him so long has caused
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You’re on vacation and decide to stop into a “gentlemen’s club” for some entertainment. After you’ve been enjoying the show for awhile, I stop by and check in on you, to make sure you’re having a good time, since I know you’re
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When our dipshit friends got under my skin about how I don’t ever do anything outside my comfort zone, I made the colossal mistake of letting them pick my Halloween costume for the party tonight. They picked one of my favourite characters,
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