You never really know a person until you know how they open their Christmas presents, do you? It says a lot about them. Do they rip off the wrapping in their haste to get to what’s underneath, wanting instant satisfaction, driven by
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It’s late and we’re stuck fixing your fuck-up for the fundraiser tomorrow for the animal shelter we’re both volunteering with. I already didn’t like you and now having to pull an all-nighter has made that worse. You want to know what my
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When our dipshit friends got under my skin about how I don’t ever do anything outside my comfort zone, I made the colossal mistake of letting them pick my Halloween costume for the party tonight. They picked one of my favourite characters,
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I haven’t been with anyone since my divorce, but we met online and decided to meet up in person to hook up. That’s all this is – a meet-up for casual sex. I’ve never done this before, but you seem to know
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