When our dipshit friends got under my skin about how I don’t ever do anything outside my comfort zone, I made the colossal mistake of letting them pick my Halloween costume for the party tonight. They picked one of my favourite characters,
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Ever since I was turned into a vampire, I’ve been very careful not to cross any lines with you. I don’t want to hurt you, especially when I don’t know what the heck I’m doing. You’ve been patient and loving through my
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Our furnace has been giving us trouble for awhile now, and I’m on hold with Customer Service, trying to get another repair person to come out and try to fix it. My frustrations are high and I’m starting to lose my cool
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Script by u/UtteredBun You went away for your Bachelor’s weekend with your friends, and things got a little out of hand. One of the guys told his girlfriend and all the dirty details found their way to me. A visit to a
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