Our Listener and our Speaker are on a blind date together, and it’s awkward. Not because they’re strangers, not because blind dates are usually awful, but because they already know each other. Intimately. When they were younger, they met at a sex
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We’ve been having sex for a bit now, and that’s pretty much all our relationship is. Tonight I found myself in a jam and you came to help me out. Now that I’m home, I want to release some tension, and you
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We’re at our office New Year’s party and everyone is drunk. It’s loud, it’s getting obnoxious, and even though it’s not quite midnight yet, it’s just a bit much. We need a break, so we sneak away to the hallway outside. No
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We’ve been looking for the perfect house for you and have been coming up with nothing. Today, however, I’m going to show you a new listing that I think will be just perfect for you! The hot tub is particularly nice, and
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You lost your virginity this afternoon when we had sex for the first time. Now we’re out for dinner, and all I can think about is your cock. I want it. Today’s been a day of firsts for you, and I think
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