You’re on vacation and decide to stop into a “gentlemen’s club” for some entertainment. After you’ve been enjoying the show for awhile, I stop by and check in on you, to make sure you’re having a good time, since I know you’re
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You’ve texted me that you needed me for something, so here I am. It turns out your girlfriend broke up with you because you weren’t “sexually adventurous” enough. Once we decided I didn’t need to kick her ass (though she deserves it),
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It’s been a month since we moved to the same city after being in a long-distance relationship for years, and we’re celebrating with dinner at my place. When it’s time for dessert, you stop me from bringing out the special ice cream
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