You’re flying with SRU Airlines, and you’ve booked our VIP package. That means you get to wait for your flight in a special lounge, and you get your own personal Slut to do with as you please while you wait. The menu
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Writers’ Event Audio #2 I haven’t been divorced for long, and I’ve been on a few bad dates, but this is the first time I’ve been on one with someone I actually liked. The way we met was a little unconventional, but
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You never really know a person until you know how they open their Christmas presents, do you? It says a lot about them. Do they rip off the wrapping in their haste to get to what’s underneath, wanting instant satisfaction, driven by
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We’ve just watched a movie on Netflix that gave us a bit more than we’d bargained for, and it leads to a conversation about the merits of sex toys versus the real thing. You’re firmly in the camp that nothing can replace
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Your company understands the benefit of keeping its employees stress-free. To help with that, they provide several willing partners who will take care of whatever needs you have to keep you feeling good. You’re speaking at a conference this afternoon, so to
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