We’re at a study session with my superficial roommate and a bunch of our other friends. Since she and I are the only girls here, she’s making a big deal about the fact that I’m unattractive in my hoodie, jeans, and ponytail,
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You never really know a person until you know how they open their Christmas presents, do you? It says a lot about them. Do they rip off the wrapping in their haste to get to what’s underneath, wanting instant satisfaction, driven by
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You don’t expect to wake up to find me in your bed, asking to suck your cock, but here we are. I’m pledging one of our college’s sororities, known on campus as “Sluts R Us,” and my final task before being made
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You’re in your room, getting off to some porn on your phone, when your ex’s big sister walks in and catches you. She’s there to pick up her sister’s remaining stuff from your break-up. She doesn’t seem bothered that she’s caught you
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Our exes are horrible people and we’re lucky to be rid of them. Yours has a big mouth and keeps nothing private, while mine is selfish in bed and only cares about his own needs. Over the course of my friendship with
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You’ve hired me to escort you to a work event tonight, as you aren’t a fan of this type of situation and felt you’d be more comfortable with a professional date. When you disappear from the table for a while, I find
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We threw caution to the wind and escaped for a last-minute, unplanned weekend getaway. We’re just relaxing in bed, looking at memes together on our phones before we have to check out of the hotel, and I think it’s the perfect time
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You had a party last night with your friends and things got a bit out of hand during a rowdy game of “Truth or Dare.” Today, we’re cleaning up the mess. I’m trying to figure out what could have pushed you to
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