Our Listener is up before the alarm, already getting ready for the day, when our Speaker realizes he’s not in bed. She asks him what’s going on, as she’s noticed his recent pattern of getting up really early and going to be
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Our Listener and our Speaker are hosting a dinner party for our Listener’s ‘best friends.’ These are people who compete with him for everything, who are arrogant enough to think they’re the kings of the world, and they’ve been absolute assholes the
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Our Listener has gone to his best friend’s place to bring back the cell phone he forget, but he’s not home. His hot mom, our Speaker, is, though, and she invites him inside to wait for her son. She has some free
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