When our dipshit friends got under my skin about how I don’t ever do anything outside my comfort zone, I made the colossal mistake of letting them pick my Halloween costume for the party tonight. They picked one of my favourite characters,
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Ever since I was turned into a vampire, I’ve been very careful not to cross any lines with you. I don’t want to hurt you, especially when I don’t know what the heck I’m doing. You’ve been patient and loving through my
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You’re on vacation, nursing a broken heart after ending a recent relationship. To pass the time, you’ve been taking my tours quite a bit, seeing various parts of the city, showing up day after day. This morning, however, you’re the only guest
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We’ve been neighbours for a long time now, since before my ex ran off with his new wife, since before you went away to college. You’re home for the summer before your final year, and you’ve been kind enough to help me
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After yet another break-up, you show up at my place, sad, needing a shoulder to cry on, looking to your best friend for comfort and cheering up. This is just what we do for each other. But the conversation takes a bit
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Did you think I’d never find out about that video you posted? The one where you came to a video of me in a bikini? Lucky for you, I did find it. And lucky for you, it makes me really fucking hot.
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