Tonight I’ve been hired for a very interesting job – an initiation ceremony for a secret society. You explain that we’re being watched, that the new initiates have to complete a very difficult task while they watch you play with me –
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You’ve texted me that you needed me for something, so here I am. It turns out your girlfriend broke up with you because you weren’t “sexually adventurous” enough. Once we decided I didn’t need to kick her ass (though she deserves it),
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During our game, you took a ball to the upper thigh/groin area and Coach told me to make sure you’ll live. It’s just a pretty big bruise on your thigh, so you’ll be fine, but while I’m on my knees checking it
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When it was time for me to take my crown, I chose to take care of my people and my country over finding a husband. But as a woman, I have needs, so my Companionship program was born. You’re here as my
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