Our furnace has been giving us trouble for awhile now, and I’m on hold with Customer Service, trying to get another repair person to come out and try to fix it. My frustrations are high and I’m starting to lose my cool
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You’re in your room, getting off to some porn on your phone, when your ex’s big sister walks in and catches you. She’s there to pick up her sister’s remaining stuff from your break-up. She doesn’t seem bothered that she’s caught you
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You’re on vacation, nursing a broken heart after ending a recent relationship. To pass the time, you’ve been taking my tours quite a bit, seeing various parts of the city, showing up day after day. This morning, however, you’re the only guest
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Script by u/UtteredBun You went away for your Bachelor’s weekend with your friends, and things got a little out of hand. One of the guys told his girlfriend and all the dirty details found their way to me. A visit to a
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We’ve been neighbours for a long time now, since before my ex ran off with his new wife, since before you went away to college. You’re home for the summer before your final year, and you’ve been kind enough to help me
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Tonight is the last night of our honeymoon and I want to make the most of it. Since the night we decided we wanted to try to get pregnant, we’ve been having sex at every available opportunity, and I can’t get enough
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