I’ve been a very good girl lately and tonight you’re going to reward me for my behaviour. You’ve created a warm and comfy space for us in our bed, you’ve put on some beautiful music, and you’re ready to pamper me, to
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We’re going to bed and you want to fool around, but you’re unusually aggressive. When you pull out a new toy that is a bit alarming in its size, I know something’s wrong. This isn’t you. With a bit of comforting conversation,
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You’ve texted me that you needed me for something, so here I am. It turns out your girlfriend broke up with you because you weren’t “sexually adventurous” enough. Once we decided I didn’t need to kick her ass (though she deserves it),
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