It’s late and we’re stuck fixing your fuck-up for the fundraiser tomorrow for the animal shelter we’re both volunteering with. I already didn’t like you and now having to pull an all-nighter has made that worse. You want to know what my
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I made a stupid agreement with my roommate to get out of cleaning the bathroom, and, well, now I’m suffering for it. You show up at our apartment looking for her, but she’s not home. Instead, you find me, wearing a panty
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Our furnace has been giving us trouble for awhile now, and I’m on hold with Customer Service, trying to get another repair person to come out and try to fix it. My frustrations are high and I’m starting to lose my cool
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You’re in your room, getting off to some porn on your phone, when your ex’s big sister walks in and catches you. She’s there to pick up her sister’s remaining stuff from your break-up. She doesn’t seem bothered that she’s caught you
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You’re on vacation, nursing a broken heart after ending a recent relationship. To pass the time, you’ve been taking my tours quite a bit, seeing various parts of the city, showing up day after day. This morning, however, you’re the only guest
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Tonight’s “speed dating” thing was a total bust and we need some very strong drinks at a local bar to compensate. Once we’re settled at a table in the back corner, we talk about just how bad the night actually way. This
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