Our Speaker is our Listener’s ‘slutty maid,’ and he asks her to bring him a glass of water. She trips and spills the water all over the front of his pants. There’s only one thing for her to do – get on
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Last night, I pretty much sucked out your soul, and you’ve been thinking about it all day. When you get home, I’m on the phone, but that doesn’t stop you from unzipping your pants and putting your cock in my mouth. I
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Dinner is warming in the oven when you get home from work, but you aren’t interested in food. Apparently you’ve been thinking all day about what we did last night, how amazing the sex was, and you want more. We won’t make
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