Our Speaker is our Listener’s ‘slutty maid,’ and he asks her to bring him a glass of water. She trips and spills the water all over the front of his pants. There’s only one thing for her to do – get on
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Our Listener has been casually seeing our Speaker for a while, and tonight he tells her how he feels about her. To his surprise, she doesn’t react the way he’d hoped she would. She gets upset. She gets mad. She says some
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Our Listener and our Speaker met while they had both been recently dumped. They hooked up, and continued having casual sex, with the expectation that they were the ‘rebound’ people and it would only ever be sex. Tonight, our Speaker tells our
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Our Speaker is staying with her college roommate while school is on break. Her roommate was called in to work unexpectedly, leaving our Speaker to fend for herself. She finds her roommate’s father, our Listener, watching TV, and joins him. They chat
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Our Listener and our Speaker are on a blind date together, and it’s awkward. Not because they’re strangers, not because blind dates are usually awful, but because they already know each other. Intimately. When they were younger, they met at a sex
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