It’s the middle of the night and I wake up with you on top of me, telling me to stay still and quiet. You think there’s someone in the house. We try to make as little noise as possible, but as I
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We’ve just come back from a double blind date and it didn’t exactly go well. Your date had hygiene issues and mine, well, he was fine, but he was boring. There are certain things I need in a partner, and this guy
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Each year we have a bucket list of sexy things we want to try out during the course of the year, and each New Year’s Eve we sit down and see how much of our lists we accomplished. Tonight we’re going through
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You never really know a person until you know how they open their Christmas presents, do you? It says a lot about them. Do they rip off the wrapping in their haste to get to what’s underneath, wanting instant satisfaction, driven by
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Your company understands the benefit of keeping its employees stress-free. To help with that, they provide several willing partners who will take care of whatever needs you have to keep you feeling good. You’re speaking at a conference this afternoon, so to
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