Our Listener surprises our Speaker when she gets home from a massage treatment, as he knows how awful they can be for her. She’s surprised and delighted to see him. She tells him how the appointment went, and mentions some exercises she
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I want to surprise you after a long day at work. It wasn’t a bad day, it was just a day, and I want to hear all about it while I appreciate you the way you deserve. I know your previous girlfriends
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Our Listener and our Speaker are hosting a dinner party for our Listener’s ‘best friends.’ These are people who compete with him for everything, who are arrogant enough to think they’re the kings of the world, and they’ve been absolute assholes the
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