We’ve been best friends for a long time, so when I was given the choice between hanging out with you or going to the mall with my other friends, I chose you, obviously. We’re hanging out, watching some movie on mute, having
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It’s late and we’re stuck fixing your fuck-up for the fundraiser tomorrow for the animal shelter we’re both volunteering with. I already didn’t like you and now having to pull an all-nighter has made that worse. You want to know what my
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You wake up in a small room, on a cot, not sure where you are or what’s happening. I’m just getting ready to set up my machine and I fill you in – my species is experimenting with human genetics and we
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You’re on vacation, nursing a broken heart after ending a recent relationship. To pass the time, you’ve been taking my tours quite a bit, seeing various parts of the city, showing up day after day. This morning, however, you’re the only guest
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Script by u/UtteredBun You went away for your Bachelor’s weekend with your friends, and things got a little out of hand. One of the guys told his girlfriend and all the dirty details found their way to me. A visit to a
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