Our Listener is finishing up his first week of teaching college courses at his new job when our Speaker, his wife, sneaks into his classroom to surprise him. They’ve just moved for her job and they’re getting settled in. She asks how
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You’ve been out with your friends for the night, and when you come home, you find me, your loving girlfriend, in bed, almost asleep. I’ve been waiting for you, though. I could have taken care of my urges myself, slipped my hand
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You’re at your best friend’s rehearsal dinner before his wedding, and you find me, his little sister, in his room. The last time you saw me, I wore princess dresses and blond ringlets. Now I’m grown up and completely different. You love
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Our Listener is stuck late at work again, because his asshole boss dumped stuff on him at the last minute. To add insult to injury, he has to work in the breakroom while the boss makes use of his assistant’s particular skill
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Our Listener and our Speaker are on vacation, and have agreed to share a hotel room with our Speaker’s good friend and her partner. The partner happens to snore like a chainsaw, so our couple is having trouble sleeping. They decide to
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