You’re in your room, getting off to some porn on your phone, when your ex’s big sister walks in and catches you. She’s there to pick up her sister’s remaining stuff from your break-up. She doesn’t seem bothered that she’s caught you
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You’re on vacation, nursing a broken heart after ending a recent relationship. To pass the time, you’ve been taking my tours quite a bit, seeing various parts of the city, showing up day after day. This morning, however, you’re the only guest
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We’ve been neighbours for a long time now, since before my ex ran off with his new wife, since before you went away to college. You’re home for the summer before your final year, and you’ve been kind enough to help me
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Tonight is the last night of our honeymoon and I want to make the most of it. Since the night we decided we wanted to try to get pregnant, we’ve been having sex at every available opportunity, and I can’t get enough
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Tonight’s “speed dating” thing was a total bust and we need some very strong drinks at a local bar to compensate. Once we’re settled at a table in the back corner, we talk about just how bad the night actually way. This
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