When our dipshit friends got under my skin about how I don’t ever do anything outside my comfort zone, I made the colossal mistake of letting them pick my Halloween costume for the party tonight. They picked one of my favourite characters, Bayonetta, and I was actually excited. But in keeping with their true dipshit […]

I made a stupid agreement with my roommate to get out of cleaning the bathroom, and, well, now I’m suffering for it. You show up at our apartment looking for her, but she’s not home. Instead, you find me, wearing a panty vibrator being controlled by strangers on the internet, and I’m in a very […]

The school year just started and already I’m struggling with math. You’re tutoring me, helping me with try to understand these concepts, and I’m just not getting it. I’m getting stressed and upset, and I can’t get my head around what you’re trying to show me. I know that the more tense I get, the […]

Ever since I was turned into a vampire, I’ve been very careful not to cross any lines with you. I don’t want to hurt you, especially when I don’t know what the heck I’m doing. You’ve been patient and loving through my transition, and I know how much you want me to cross those lines. […]

You wake up in a small room, on a cot, not sure where you are or what’s happening. I’m just getting ready to set up my machine and I fill you in – my species is experimenting with human genetics and we need to extract your seed for our research. The machine I’m going to […]