Version Three: Penetration, Listener Orgasm We haven’t had sex in weeks and I can’t help but think it’s because you’re ready to end our relationship, to be with someone “normal,” now that the weird, unapproachable girl from your bio lab isn’t such a challenge anymore. When I confront you about it, you tell me that’s […]

Version Two: Penetration, No Listener Orgasm We haven’t had sex in weeks and I can’t help but think it’s because you’re ready to end our relationship, to be with someone “normal,” now that the weird, unapproachable girl from your bio lab isn’t such a challenge anymore. When I confront you about it, you tell me […]

Version One: No Penetration, No Listener Orgasm We haven’t had sex in weeks and I can’t help but think it’s because you’re ready to end our relationship, to be with someone “normal,” now that the weird, unapproachable girl from your bio lab isn’t such a challenge anymore. When I confront you about it, you tell […]

My Uber will be another 20 minutes and it’s pouring rain, so I duck into the only open business on the street – your coffee shop. You’re just closing up, but you let me stay so I can dry out a bit and not freeze while I wait. You offer me a cup of the […]

If I don’t steal this car, me and a bunch of other people don’t get to eat this weekend. Imagine my surprise when the cop who interrupts me is you – the naïve, sheltered guy who used to be my best friend. That is, until I thought you’d died on me, trying to escape a […]

I’m housesitting for a friend when you show up with an overnight bag, saying you’re staying the weekend. Um, no. We don’t get along and that’s not going to happen. My place is being painted so I can’t go home, but you just have annoying relatives to deal with, so you can be the one […]

I’m housesitting for a friend when you show up with an overnight bag, saying you’re staying the weekend. Um, no. We don’t get along and that’s not going to happen. My place is being painted so I can’t go home, but you just have annoying relatives to deal with, so you can be the one […]