You’re at your best friend’s rehearsal dinner before his wedding, and you find me, his little sister, in his room. The last time you saw me, I wore princess dresses and blond ringlets. Now I’m grown up and completely different. You love my outfit, you think I look sexy, and you can’t keep your eyes […]

I want to surprise you after a long day at work. It wasn’t a bad day, it was just a day, and I want to hear all about it while I appreciate you the way you deserve. I know your previous girlfriends never made you feel sexy, or wanted, or loved, and I have made […]

Our Listener is stuck late at work again, because his asshole boss dumped stuff on him at the last minute. To add insult to injury, he has to work in the breakroom while the boss makes use of his assistant’s particular skill set. Our Speaker finds him and asks why he’s there so late. They […]

I used to date your best friend, and we’ve broken up. But during that relationship, you and I hung out a bit and became friends. Tonight we’re hanging out, just the two of us, for the first time since the break-up. We realize how much we enjoy each others’ company, and how much we always […]