We’re at a Sexual Wellness Resort for the weekend, a silly prize I won by accident at a lifestyle fair, and so far it’s been an interesting experience. The next thing on our schedule is “Couples Therapy,” but it’s not at all
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It’s late and we’re stuck fixing your fuck-up for the fundraiser tomorrow for the animal shelter we’re both volunteering with. I already didn’t like you and now having to pull an all-nighter has made that worse. You want to know what my
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I’m still trying to figure out why I agreed to work Halloween night when the lights suddenly go out in my lab. I’m more annoyed than anything, until someone grabs me in the dark. At first I’m terrified – for about 30
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I made a stupid agreement with my roommate to get out of cleaning the bathroom, and, well, now I’m suffering for it. You show up at our apartment looking for her, but she’s not home. Instead, you find me, wearing a panty
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Our furnace has been giving us trouble for awhile now, and I’m on hold with Customer Service, trying to get another repair person to come out and try to fix it. My frustrations are high and I’m starting to lose my cool
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You’re on vacation, nursing a broken heart after ending a recent relationship. To pass the time, you’ve been taking my tours quite a bit, seeing various parts of the city, showing up day after day. This morning, however, you’re the only guest
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We’ve been neighbours for a long time now, since before my ex ran off with his new wife, since before you went away to college. You’re home for the summer before your final year, and you’ve been kind enough to help me
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Tonight is the last night of our honeymoon and I want to make the most of it. Since the night we decided we wanted to try to get pregnant, we’ve been having sex at every available opportunity, and I can’t get enough
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To say things have been a bit hectic lately is an understatement. We have friends and their kids staying with us, so we’ve taken everyone to the beach for a nice day out. During a quiet minute when everyone else is occupied,
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