We’re at a Sexual Wellness Resort for the weekend, a silly prize I won by accident at a lifestyle fair, and so far it’s been an interesting experience. The next thing on our schedule is “Couples Therapy,” but it’s not at all
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It’s late and we’re stuck fixing your fuck-up for the fundraiser tomorrow for the animal shelter we’re both volunteering with. I already didn’t like you and now having to pull an all-nighter has made that worse. You want to know what my
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I’m still trying to figure out why I agreed to work Halloween night when the lights suddenly go out in my lab. I’m more annoyed than anything, until someone grabs me in the dark. At first I’m terrified – for about 30
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