When our dipshit friends got under my skin about how I don’t ever do anything outside my comfort zone, I made the colossal mistake of letting them pick my Halloween costume for the party tonight. They picked one of my favourite characters,
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I made a stupid agreement with my roommate to get out of cleaning the bathroom, and, well, now I’m suffering for it. You show up at our apartment looking for her, but she’s not home. Instead, you find me, wearing a panty
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The school year just started and already I’m struggling with math. You’re tutoring me, helping me with try to understand these concepts, and I’m just not getting it. I’m getting stressed and upset, and I can’t get my head around what you’re
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Ever since I was turned into a vampire, I’ve been very careful not to cross any lines with you. I don’t want to hurt you, especially when I don’t know what the heck I’m doing. You’ve been patient and loving through my
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You wake up in a small room, on a cot, not sure where you are or what’s happening. I’m just getting ready to set up my machine and I fill you in – my species is experimenting with human genetics and we
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Our furnace has been giving us trouble for awhile now, and I’m on hold with Customer Service, trying to get another repair person to come out and try to fix it. My frustrations are high and I’m starting to lose my cool
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You’re in your room, getting off to some porn on your phone, when your ex’s big sister walks in and catches you. She’s there to pick up her sister’s remaining stuff from your break-up. She doesn’t seem bothered that she’s caught you
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