For the past couple of weeks, I’ve been listening to you, my new neighbour, masturbate through my bedroom wall. Normally, I just try to ignore you, but tonight, I decide I’m going to take advantage of the lovely soundtrack you’re providing and
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I’ve been selected as a contestant on the reality show “Naked and Afraid,” and today is the first day of filming. I’ll be alone in the wilderness, completely naked, with one chosen tool, and a partner, for 30 days. The partners are
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Tomorrow, you move across the world for a new job. Tonight, we’re having beer and hanging out one last time. During our reminiscing, you decide to drop a huge bomb on me – an L-bomb. Why the hell did you wait until
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