Our Listener comes home to find his ex’s younger sister, our Speaker, waiting for him. There’s been a connection between them for a long time, and now that he’s single, our Speaker has decided to act on it. She has plans for
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My first time meeting your family was a bust, and now I’m upset and not sure how to proceed. And it’s Valentine’s Day, of all days. I apologize to you for how badly things went, and that’s when things start to look
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You wake up in a small room, on a cot, not sure where you are or what’s happening. I’m just getting ready to set up my machine and I fill you in – my species is experimenting with human genetics and we
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You’re on vacation, nursing a broken heart after ending a recent relationship. To pass the time, you’ve been taking my tours quite a bit, seeing various parts of the city, showing up day after day. This morning, however, you’re the only guest
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After yet another break-up, you show up at my place, sad, needing a shoulder to cry on, looking to your best friend for comfort and cheering up. This is just what we do for each other. But the conversation takes a bit
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