We threw caution to the wind and escaped for a last-minute, unplanned weekend getaway. We’re just relaxing in bed, looking at memes together on our phones before we have to check out of the hotel, and I think it’s the perfect time
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I’m picking you up at work after what should have been my best date yet with the new guy I’m seeing. Unfortunately, he told me he doesn’t like blowjobs and essentially made a relationship impossible for me. Giving a good blowjob is
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You had a party last night with your friends and things got a bit out of hand during a rowdy game of “Truth or Dare.” Today, we’re cleaning up the mess. I’m trying to figure out what could have pushed you to
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If I don’t steal this car, me and a bunch of other people don’t get to eat this weekend. Imagine my surprise when the cop who interrupts me is you – the naïve, sheltered guy who used to be my best friend.
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I’m housesitting for a friend when you show up with an overnight bag, saying you’re staying the weekend. Um, no. We don’t get along and that’s not going to happen. My place is being painted so I can’t go home, but you
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I’m housesitting for a friend when you show up with an overnight bag, saying you’re staying the weekend. Um, no. We don’t get along and that’s not going to happen. My place is being painted so I can’t go home, but you
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