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Our Speaker’s friend has thrown a ‘singles’ Valentine’s Day party, and invited our Speaker and our Listener as one of the few couples in attendance. The night has been long and it’s not exactly the ideal way to spend Valentine’s Day, but
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Our Listener and our Speaker are on a blind date together, and it’s awkward. Not because they’re strangers, not because blind dates are usually awful, but because they already know each other. Intimately. When they were younger, they met at a sex
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We’re best friends, and this year we’ve decided to ring in the new year together at my place. We have pajamas, we have hot chocolate, and we have cookies, with the Times Square New Years celebration on the TV. What else could
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Our Listener has just moved into a new neighbourhood, which has a Home Owners’ Association. The neighbourhood is exclusive and has a long waiting list, but he was accepted right away. When his HoA rep, our Speaker, shows up at his door
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