You’re on vacation, nursing a broken heart after ending a recent relationship. To pass the time, you’ve been taking my tours quite a bit, seeing various parts of the city, showing up day after day. This morning, however, you’re the only guest
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Script by u/UtteredBun You went away for your Bachelor’s weekend with your friends, and things got a little out of hand. One of the guys told his girlfriend and all the dirty details found their way to me. A visit to a
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We’ve been neighbours for a long time now, since before my ex ran off with his new wife, since before you went away to college. You’re home for the summer before your final year, and you’ve been kind enough to help me
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Tonight is the last night of our honeymoon and I want to make the most of it. Since the night we decided we wanted to try to get pregnant, we’ve been having sex at every available opportunity, and I can’t get enough
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Script by u/Forest_Firefly As the old saying goes: “The best way to get over someone is to get under somebody else.” My boyfriend just stood me up on our 6-month anniversary, so I broke up with him. Sad and embarrassed, I asked
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After yet another break-up, you show up at my place, sad, needing a shoulder to cry on, looking to your best friend for comfort and cheering up. This is just what we do for each other. But the conversation takes a bit
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