It’s late and we’re stuck fixing your fuck-up for the fundraiser tomorrow for the animal shelter we’re both volunteering with. I already didn’t like you and now having to pull an all-nighter has made that worse. You want to know what my
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I made a stupid agreement with my roommate to get out of cleaning the bathroom, and, well, now I’m suffering for it. You show up at our apartment looking for her, but she’s not home. Instead, you find me, wearing a panty
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Ever since I was turned into a vampire, I’ve been very careful not to cross any lines with you. I don’t want to hurt you, especially when I don’t know what the heck I’m doing. You’ve been patient and loving through my
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You wake up in a small room, on a cot, not sure where you are or what’s happening. I’m just getting ready to set up my machine and I fill you in – my species is experimenting with human genetics and we
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Our exes are horrible people and we’re lucky to be rid of them. Yours has a big mouth and keeps nothing private, while mine is selfish in bed and only cares about his own needs. Over the course of my friendship with
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