For the past couple of weeks, I’ve been listening to you, my new neighbour, masturbate through my bedroom wall. Normally, I just try to ignore you, but tonight, I decide I’m going to take advantage of the lovely soundtrack you’re providing and
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I’ve been selected as a contestant on the reality show “Naked and Afraid,” and today is the first day of filming. I’ll be alone in the wilderness, completely naked, with one chosen tool, and a partner, for 30 days. The partners are
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We’ve both been stood up on Valentine’s Day, so I ask to join you at your table. Something about being stared at in a romantic restaurant because my date didn’t show up is just gross. Call me jaded, call me cynical, call
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