Part of being your best friend for most of your life is listening to your horrible date stories and the one you’re telling me today is probably one of the worst. What the fuck is this chick’s problem? She gets off and
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My life was spiraling out of control and, let’s face it, I was a complete screw-up. That is, until you came along. With you, I didn’t have to try so hard to be liked. I didn’t have to drink and act like
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After confessing our feelings for each other and deciding we wanted to be together, we went out on our first date and had sex for the first time. And it was awful. Probably the worst sex either of us has ever had.
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We have a big math exam coming up and you’re tutoring me, like you have so many times before. This is the stuff that makes me feel really stupid, which isn’t a feeling I’m used to, and I get frustrated. Since you’ve
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It’s summer term and we’ve both decided to take some classes to fast track our graduation. Our unconventional study methods have been working wonders for us, and we’ll continue them as long as we’re both single and able to do so. When
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