We’ve just had dinner with your best friend and his new girlfriend, and, well, she’s very different from his previous girlfriend. She’s very different from our entire friend group, actually. Okay, I can’t sugarcoat it – she’s kind of an airhead. And
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Did you think I’d never find out about that video you posted? The one where you came to a video of me in a bikini? Lucky for you, I did find it. And lucky for you, it makes me really fucking hot.
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I’m picking you up at work after what should have been my best date yet with the new guy I’m seeing. Unfortunately, he told me he doesn’t like blowjobs and essentially made a relationship impossible for me. Giving a good blowjob is
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