You’ve decided to participate in No Nut November, and that has left me feeling pretty pent up and slightly needy. I know I can take care of myself, but that’s no fun. I’d much rather you help me out, since nothing gets
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We’re at a Sexual Wellness Resort for the weekend, a silly prize I won by accident at a lifestyle fair, and so far it’s been an interesting experience. The next thing on our schedule is “Couples Therapy,” but it’s not at all
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You don’t expect to wake up to find me in your bed, asking to suck your cock, but here we are. I’m pledging one of our college’s sororities, known on campus as “Sluts R Us,” and my final task before being made
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We’ve been neighbours for a long time now, since before my ex ran off with his new wife, since before you went away to college. You’re home for the summer before your final year, and you’ve been kind enough to help me
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Tonight is the last night of our honeymoon and I want to make the most of it. Since the night we decided we wanted to try to get pregnant, we’ve been having sex at every available opportunity, and I can’t get enough
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Tonight’s “speed dating” thing was a total bust and we need some very strong drinks at a local bar to compensate. Once we’re settled at a table in the back corner, we talk about just how bad the night actually way. This
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