Our furnace has been giving us trouble for awhile now, and I’m on hold with Customer Service, trying to get another repair person to come out and try to fix it. My frustrations are high and I’m starting to lose my cool
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You’re in your room, getting off to some porn on your phone, when your ex’s big sister walks in and catches you. She’s there to pick up her sister’s remaining stuff from your break-up. She doesn’t seem bothered that she’s caught you
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Tonight’s “speed dating” thing was a total bust and we need some very strong drinks at a local bar to compensate. Once we’re settled at a table in the back corner, we talk about just how bad the night actually way. This
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Donating cum can be such a nerve-wracking thing to do, as you’re discovering today. You’re stuck in your head about it and ask me to come in and give you a pep talk. That’s what best friends are for, right? Lucky for
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We’ve just had dinner with your best friend and his new girlfriend, and, well, she’s very different from his previous girlfriend. She’s very different from our entire friend group, actually. Okay, I can’t sugarcoat it – she’s kind of an airhead. And
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I’m picking you up at work after what should have been my best date yet with the new guy I’m seeing. Unfortunately, he told me he doesn’t like blowjobs and essentially made a relationship impossible for me. Giving a good blowjob is
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I’m housesitting for a friend when you show up with an overnight bag, saying you’re staying the weekend. Um, no. We don’t get along and that’s not going to happen. My place is being painted so I can’t go home, but you
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