You’re taking out your frustrations on your life-sized sex doll, and suddenly she comes alive and starts moaning! That’s right, I can feel everything you do to me, everything you’ve always done to me, and I love all of it. That’s what
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Writers’ Event Audio #2 I haven’t been divorced for long, and I’ve been on a few bad dates, but this is the first time I’ve been on one with someone I actually liked. The way we met was a little unconventional, but
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Script by u/Alcaponehlnd We’ve been neighbours for a while now, and I watch you come and go from your place, always wearing headphones, oblivious to the world. Today, however, you catch me watching you. It turns out you weren’t so oblivious, and
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We’ve just watched a movie on Netflix that gave us a bit more than we’d bargained for, and it leads to a conversation about the merits of sex toys versus the real thing. You’re firmly in the camp that nothing can replace
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We’ve been neighbours for a long time now, since before my ex ran off with his new wife, since before you went away to college. You’re home for the summer before your final year, and you’ve been kind enough to help me
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