We’re at a Sexual Wellness Resort for the weekend, a silly prize I won by accident at a lifestyle fair, and so far it’s been an interesting experience. The next thing on our schedule is “Couples Therapy,” but it’s not at all
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You don’t expect to wake up to find me in your bed, asking to suck your cock, but here we are. I’m pledging one of our college’s sororities, known on campus as “Sluts R Us,” and my final task before being made
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Tonight’s “speed dating” thing was a total bust and we need some very strong drinks at a local bar to compensate. Once we’re settled at a table in the back corner, we talk about just how bad the night actually way. This
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Donating cum can be such a nerve-wracking thing to do, as you’re discovering today. You’re stuck in your head about it and ask me to come in and give you a pep talk. That’s what best friends are for, right? Lucky for
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We’ve just had dinner with your best friend and his new girlfriend, and, well, she’s very different from his previous girlfriend. She’s very different from our entire friend group, actually. Okay, I can’t sugarcoat it – she’s kind of an airhead. And
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Did you think I’d never find out about that video you posted? The one where you came to a video of me in a bikini? Lucky for you, I did find it. And lucky for you, it makes me really fucking hot.
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