We’ve just had dinner with your best friend and his new girlfriend, and, well, she’s very different from his previous girlfriend. She’s very different from our entire friend group, actually. Okay, I can’t sugarcoat it – she’s kind of an airhead. And
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Did you think I’d never find out about that video you posted? The one where you came to a video of me in a bikini? Lucky for you, I did find it. And lucky for you, it makes me really fucking hot.
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You’re staying over at your best friend’s place for some gaming thing, and I’m just home from my first year of college, crashing with him, too. You can’t sleep, so you go to the kitchen for a drink and find me already
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I’m picking you up at work after what should have been my best date yet with the new guy I’m seeing. Unfortunately, he told me he doesn’t like blowjobs and essentially made a relationship impossible for me. Giving a good blowjob is
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You had a party last night with your friends and things got a bit out of hand during a rowdy game of “Truth or Dare.” Today, we’re cleaning up the mess. I’m trying to figure out what could have pushed you to
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You told me you had feelings for me, but I was already with someone else. He was the “perfect guy,” the good-on-paper guy, and I thought that’s who I should be with, so that’s the choice I made at the time. But
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