We’ve just come back from a double blind date and it didn’t exactly go well. Your date had hygiene issues and mine, well, he was fine, but he was boring. There are certain things I need in a partner, and this guy
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You never really know a person until you know how they open their Christmas presents, do you? It says a lot about them. Do they rip off the wrapping in their haste to get to what’s underneath, wanting instant satisfaction, driven by
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We’ve just watched a movie on Netflix that gave us a bit more than we’d bargained for, and it leads to a conversation about the merits of sex toys versus the real thing. You’re firmly in the camp that nothing can replace
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We’re at a Sexual Wellness Resort for the weekend, a silly prize I won by accident at a lifestyle fair, and so far it’s been an interesting experience. The next thing on our schedule is “Couples Therapy,” but it’s not at all
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You don’t expect to wake up to find me in your bed, asking to suck your cock, but here we are. I’m pledging one of our college’s sororities, known on campus as “Sluts R Us,” and my final task before being made
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Tonight’s “speed dating” thing was a total bust and we need some very strong drinks at a local bar to compensate. Once we’re settled at a table in the back corner, we talk about just how bad the night actually way. This
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Donating cum can be such a nerve-wracking thing to do, as you’re discovering today. You’re stuck in your head about it and ask me to come in and give you a pep talk. That’s what best friends are for, right? Lucky for
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