You’re at your best friend’s rehearsal dinner before his wedding, and you find me, his little sister, in his room. The last time you saw me, I wore princess dresses and blond ringlets. Now I’m grown up and completely different. You love
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I want to surprise you after a long day at work. It wasn’t a bad day, it was just a day, and I want to hear all about it while I appreciate you the way you deserve. I know your previous girlfriends
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Our Listener is stuck late at work again, because his asshole boss dumped stuff on him at the last minute. To add insult to injury, he has to work in the breakroom while the boss makes use of his assistant’s particular skill
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